Oh, I forgot this one.

diff -r abeb5b203296 omnipresence/plugins/youtube.py
--- a/omnipresence/plugins/youtube.py   Sun Feb 19 21:28:04 2012 -0500
+++ b/omnipresence/plugins/youtube.py   Sun Apr 01 19:07:54 2012 +0000
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
+import datetime
 import json
+import random
 import urllib

 from zope.interface import implements
@@ -41,6 +43,12 @@
             else:
                 views = ''

+            now = datetime.datetime.now()
+            if now.month == 4 and now.day == 1 and 12 <= now.hour and random.random() < 0.5:
+                result['link'][0]['href'] = random.choice(['http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0',
+                                                           'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4',
+                                                           'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M'])
+
             messages.append(u'%s\x02%s\x02%s: %s'
                               % (number, result['title']['$t'], views,
                                  result['link'][0]['href'].split('&', 1)[0]))

And if you’re reading this on the Tumblr dashboard, God help you.

It’s patch time!

diff --git a/dichotomy.html b/dichotomy.html
index 608a614..4ea860e 100644
--- a/dichotomy.html
+++ b/dichotomy.html
@@ -445,5 +445,19 @@ nav li {
 <li><a href="{RSS}">RSS</a></li>
 </ul>
 </nav>
+
+<script>
+(function () {
+    var as = document.getElementsByTagName('a');
+    for (var i = 0; i < as.length; i++) {
+        as[i].onmouseover = (function (b) {
+            return function () {
+                b.style.position = 'relative';
+                b.style.top = (2 - Math.random() * 4) + 'em';
+            };
+        }(as[i]));
+    }
+}());
+</script>
 </body>
 </html>