Room 208

It’s patch time!

diff --git a/dichotomy.html b/dichotomy.html
index 608a614..4ea860e 100644
--- a/dichotomy.html
+++ b/dichotomy.html
@@ -445,5 +445,19 @@ nav li {
 <li><a href="{RSS}">RSS</a></li>
 </ul>
 </nav>
+
+<script>
+(function () {
+    var as = document.getElementsByTagName('a');
+    for (var i = 0; i < as.length; i++) {
+        as[i].onmouseover = (function (b) {
+            return function () {
+                b.style.position = 'relative';
+                b.style.top = (2 - Math.random() * 4) + 'em';
+            };
+        }(as[i]));
+    }
+}());
+</script>
 </body>
 </html>