THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LOS ANGELES HAS ISSUED A TOTAL
BULLSHIT WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM MONDAY TO 6 PM
PDT WEDNESDAY.
UTTER NONSENSE...BUILDING TO HEIGHTS OF WAIST TO NECK DEEP FOR
PORTIONS OF LOS ANGELES, ORANGE, SAN BERNADINO, AND VENTURA
COUNTIES.
TIMING...BUILDING THROUGH MONDAY NIGHT...PEAKING TUESDAY AT
NOON...THEN GRADUALLY DIMINISHING THROUGH WEDNESDAY.
RESIDENTS ARE ADVISED TO SEEK SHELTER AND RECITE SIMPLE
MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS UNTIL NORMAL LOGIC IS RESTORED.
AGAIN...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LOS ANGELES HAS ISSUED
A TOTAL BULLSHIT WARNING FOR PORTIONS OF LOS ANGELES, ORANGE,
SAN BERNADINO, AND VENTURA COUNTIES...