Room 208

Elaborate Burn

An anonymous correspondent writes:

Humanity Has Declined

STARDATE 33756.18, SOL SYSTEM: The predominant lifeforms seem to be easily mollified with saccharides and mindless entertainment. They should be an easy target for invasion and enslavement.

Oh, and there are these creepy things with permanent smiles too, but they’re maybe three inches tall. What threat could they possibly pose?