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I crossgraded the entire userspace of my Debian 7.7 server from 32- to 64-bit this morning, because

• I’d been running a mostly 32-bit userspace on top of a 64-bit kernel for a while to take advantage of the Linode service upgrades that became available earlier this year, but that was starting to cause problems, including

• an inability to correctly install therubyracer, because of

• a longstanding bug that causes therubyracer to look for a 32-bit version of libv8, which is only a problem because

• Bundler insists on downloading a 64-bit binary version of the libv8 gem, corresponding to the kernel version, even though the Ruby it’s running is a 32-bit binary that can’t load those modules anyway; but all this is only a problem because

• I needed to get Danbooru running on Ruby 2.1.5 and therefore the gems in my old 1.9.3 installation had to be rebuilt, because

• Danbooru development runs at the pace of albert, its owner and developer, and he randomly changed the upstream code to depend on Ruby 2.1.5 in between minor versions, but I wanted to upgrade regardless, because

• there was a fix for a problem where Pixiv uploads to the imageboard I run were breaking, which only happened in the first place because

• Pixiv changed their image page layout.

QED.