Room 208

@spinor writes:

What is the true nature of the Evangelion?

I think a programmatic approach would work best here.

import random

def the_evangelion():
    return random.choice([incomprehensible_religious_symbolism,
                          implausible_post_apocalyptic_backstory,
                          directorial_substitute_for_therapy,
                          constant_tsundere_antics,
                          infinite_fandom_speculation,
                          generalizations_by_nonviewers_like_me])()