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<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 17 minutes ago: stop being such an uneducated jerk, not letting fiora give you a goodnight kiss.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: asdfdkljsk I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT Juan stop this libel
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: what if i say no
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 16 minutes ago: Nitya and Fiora sitting in a tree...
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 14 minutes ago: You've been asked to appear in court to give testimony in a civil suit...
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: ... discussing neurobiology. While making out.
<feepbot> Nitya: Fiora left a note 9 hours, 13 minutes ago: stop these people somehow ;_;
<feepbot> Nitya: Lin_Chong left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: I realize that this message will be buried under all the rest, but did you get to read Pandemonium?
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 12 minutes ago: Might I remind you that #yackfest severely frowns upon murder as a mechanism for silencing dissent.
<feepbot> Nitya: taelor left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: it is too late. we have already discovered all the details of your sordid affair with fiora. all of them.
<feepbot> Nitya: JuanCarlos left a note 9 hours, 11 minutes ago: i do apologize for the mess i've helped to create. By which I mean, I relish and will enjoy your reaction.
<feepbot> Nitya: IllFlower left a note 9 hours, 10 minutes ago: Please disregard all of the previous notes and kill JuanCarlos.

<RocketDude> Like Juan, I cannot be shipped with anyone, for I lack the same interest in math
<Haven> inb4 JuanCarlos/RocketDude
<JuanCarlos> no shut up
<JuanCarlos> go away
<RocketDude> NO
<Haven> Guys, I -said- inb4
<Haven> that makes everything okay.
<JuanCarlos> no it doesn't
<JuanCarlos> inb4 dicknipples
<JuanCarlos> see? not ok, bro
<RocketDude> @Haven: No, by mentioning it, you make it happen
<IllFlower> JuanCarlos, it's been decided. You've been shipped with Haven. And dicknipples.

<Iverum> You know. I bet aliens would watch porn and laugh their non-anthrocentric asses off.
<Iverum> «Is he rubbing his reproductive organs on her face? Why would you do that? It's terribly inefficient for reproduction. No wonder this species can't get past the moon.»
<Barcode> you think aliens wouldn't horribly abuse their reproductive organs?
<MisterJuantastic> Our civilization will be known across the universe as one where being a plumber means being a three legged handsome thirty year old
<ponicalica> I thought being a plumber meant jumping on turtles
<MisterJuantastic> well, games lied to you. Porn's preaching the truth, brutha

<Barcode> i really hate time travel stuff
<Juan> i wonder how many times have we tried explaining doctor who to barcode
<Nitya> kinda wish we could go back in time and stop ourselves from trying

<divert_time> Death is the everyday girl everyone wants to see when they die. Of course she gets boring if you have too much of her
<Haven> But people are just dying to see her
<Juan> I never could have dreamed of you making such an awful pun, Haven. Although I think you were destined to do it
<Haven> As if you didn't desire it.
<Juan> I am in the deppest despair at the thought
<SpruceZeus> jesus christ enough puns, i'm getting delirious here
<Juan> they are the endless puns

<JBridge> We're talking about a porn site right now.
<JuanCarlos> when are we not talking about porn
<JuanCarlos> or at least, when is JBridge not talking about porn
<VivalaSalsa> When hes talking about metal
<VivalaSalsa> actually no, hes managed to combine the two
<JBridge> No, someone else combined the two.
<JBridge> Pornogrind, wasn't it?
<RocketDude> At least it isn't Pornstep.
<Charlatan> I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE
<Charlatan> COMBINE SKRILLEX
<Charlatan> AND PORN

<JuanCarlos> no fuck you, jseblan, i'm fucking clint eastwood and there's nothing you guys can do about it
<Haven> ...so he's on top right

<Saladofstones> well it might be cool to say I studied in Cuba but I doubt that could work for my major
<Juan> but what if
<Juan> you KILL CASTRO during your tenure as a cuban international student
<Juan> what if that
<Saladofstones> holy fuck I'd be the director of the FBI for life
<Saladofstones> I'd probably get my own private guantanamo
<Juan> Saladanamo
<Saladofstones> Prepare to get stoned
<Juan> "We combine our war crimes with our stones to give you a fine torture experience"

<Puffin> also, I tried raw milk for the first time today. very tasty. go bribe a farmer and get some
<Haven> Sounds like a raw deal
<FTLIicia> That was udderly hilarious.
<Juan> what is wrong with you people
<FTLIicia> Everything.

<Juan> yeah man true friendship is when you can just go straight up to a friend and call them a motherfucker. if they're offended, then those people and you can't be friends
<Juan> this is a fact of life